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After he’s attacked on the street at night by a roving motorcycle gang, timid bookkeeper Casey (Jesse Eisenberg) joins a neighborhood karate studio to learn how to protect himself. Under the watchful eye of a charismatic instructor, Sensei (Alessandro Nivola), and hardcore brown belt Anna (Imogen Poots), Casey gains a newfound sense of confidence for the first time in his life. But when he attends Sensei’s mysterious night classes, he discovers a sinister world of fraternity, brutality and hyper-masculinity, presenting a journey that places him squarely in the sights of his enigmatic new mentor. Audacious and offbeat, The Art of Self-Defense is an original dark comedy that takes toxic masculinity to absurd extremes.
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Alessandro Nivola and Imogen Poots.

“The film as a whole feels audacious and original, a case study of violence begetting more of the same, and Mr. Eisenberg is ideally cast as the soul of fearfulness.”
Joe Morgenstern/Wall Street Journal

“It’s amusing, and occasionally funny, but the gags and the identical monotone in which every line is delivered grates.”
Johnny Oleksinski/New York Post

“The Art of Self-Defense could have a lot to say about modern loneliness and toxic masculinity, ideas that writer-director Riley Stearn largely decides to deliver as bone-dry, blunt-force satire.”
Leah Greenblatt/Entertainment Weekly

“It definitely sweeps the leg in its own way.”
Christy Lemire/RogerEbert.com

“Like any good martial artist, [Eisenberg] knows just how to keep you off-balance.”
Justin Chang/Los Angeles Times

“A bold and unsettling comedy masterstroke, as excitingly unexpected as it is uncomfortably familiar.”
William Bibbiani/TheWrap 

“The Karate Kid on acid. Wickedly funny, provocative and refreshingly subversive. It’s destined to join Office Space, American Psycho and Heathers as an American cult classic.”
Avi Offer/NYC Movie Guru 

“Full of surprising twists and one of the best endings of the year, Stearns truly triumphs in his second feature-length directorial work.”
Sara Clements/Daily Dead 

“The Art of Self-Defense definitely makes a point about mistaking toxic masculinity for empowerment.”
Fred Topel/Popdust

PORT THEATER’S 70TH ANNIVERSARY
HALLOWEEN MASQUERADE

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 2019 8 PM-12 AM

We are proudly celebrating our 70th year anniversary with a Halloween Masquerade on October 31st. Join us for a memorable evening of live entertainment, great food, premium drinks, awesome people and an experience and service that will “WOW” you. Be sure to purchase your tickets now!

 

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